But cheer up, I have a solution.  We need a new product, one that will get people hooked on Christ for good, and I have come up with just the thing:

Instead of standing in front of that school or bar with a stack of bibles, you can now stand there with a stack of these.  

Yes, yes, I know, you all are probably thinking the same thing right now:  How can I get my hands on these?

Until we get the funding to start our own tobacco company, there is an easy answer.  Simply download this image, resize it to fit a pack of smokes and then paste it on the front of any cigarette package.

Now, go out and stand tall with pride.  You are not proselytizers, but rather you are SoulSavers.